Category: Humorous
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How to get a 1 hour suntan in 5 minutes
Author Jeremiah Josey, MECi Group I was sitting by the pool today (as I often do), thinking about stuff (as I often do)… I was thinking about a movie called Sunshine released in 2007. An excellent Si-Fi movie set 50 years into the future when the sun is dying. (Worth a watch by the way.…
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Fill Life with the Good Bits First: The Mayonnaise Jar
Author Jeremiah Josey, MECi Group When things in your life seem almost too much to handle, When 24 hours in a day is not enough; remember the mayonnaise jar and 2 cups of coffee. A professor stood before his philosophy class and had some items in front of him. When the class began, wordlessly, he…
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Aussie Humour
These were posted on an Australian Tourism Website and the answers are the actual responses by the website officials, who obviously have a great sense of Aussie humour. __________________________________________________ Q: Does it ever get windy in Australia ? I have never seen it rain on TV, how do the plants grow? ( UK ). A:…
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What Goes Around…
In a small town in the United States, the place looks almost totally deserted. It is tough times, everybody is in debt, and everybody lives on credit. Suddenly, a rich tourist comes to town. He enters the town’s only hotel, lays a 100 dollar bill on the reception counter as a deposit, and goes to…
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Working smarter and not harder
When I was 13 years old, I was living with my family on a farm in far western NSW. This was “Outback Australia”. A new local TV tower had been installed about 5 km away and so we could now watch Australia’s equivalent to the BBC without watching it through a blue plastic screen that…
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Lost in Translation
I had a very interesting experience the other night when buying a Viva internet account here in Al Khout, Fahaheel, Kuwait. It was one of those small shopping kiosks you see spread along the center of the mall. After I establishing that I wanted a service with Viva and I just pay 24 KD per…
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Quotes by Ronald Regan
‘Here’s my strategy on the Cold War: We win, they lose.’ ‘The most terrifying words in the English language are: I’m from the government and I’m here to help.’ ‘The trouble with our liberal friends is not that they’re ignorant; it’s just that they know so much that isn’t so.’ ‘Of the four wars in…
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You know you’ve been in the Middle East far too long when…
You’re not surprised to see a goat in the passenger seat You think the uncut version of ‘Little House on the Prairie’ is provocative You think every one’s first name is Al You need a sweater when it’s 40 degrees celsius You expect everyone to own a mobile phone Your idea of housework is leaving…
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